DTrace caption contest
Two of the DTrace creators (that’s me on the right, and Bryan on the left) apparently square off at the recent OpenSolaris user group meeting at JavaOne. You fill in the bubbles; the funniest response wins nothing but my heartfelt amusement. | ![]() |
on May 18, 2006 at 12:24 am
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Here’s mine!
http://derek.trideja.com/media/bmc_ahl_dtrace-caption.png
For those not in the know, here’s the reference…
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.sys.sun.hardware/msg/242387aeaa5b5456?output=gplain
on May 18, 2006 at 3:05 am
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Bryan:
But in the gross and scope of my opinion,
This bodes some strange eruption to our state.
Adam:
Good now, sit down, and tell me, he that knows,
on May 18, 2006 at 5:42 am
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Bryan: <<dozen of words passing by at great speed>>
Adam: Hold on second, I ‘ve recorded that just let me play it back s-l-o-w-l-y.
on May 18, 2006 at 7:08 am
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Bryan: I told you already, you aren’t allowed to speak at JavaOne until you cut that hair!
Adam: But, I did…
on May 18, 2006 at 10:02 am
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Bryan: Damm it, your latest patch had a line with 81 characters in it.
Sorry must of been an off by 1 error.
on May 18, 2006 at 10:41 am
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If Adam had a line of source with 81 characters in it, I would have had a knife in my hand — if not a pistol…
on May 18, 2006 at 11:00 am
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Unclear if I’m elgible or not, but here’s my entry…
on May 18, 2006 at 6:44 pm
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Bryan: Guess how many fingers I’m holding up!
Adam: uhhh…dude…
on May 18, 2006 at 8:48 pm
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Re-enactment of Crispin Glover’s infamous 1987 appearance on the Late Show with David Lettermman
Adam (as Letterman): You seem to be distraught. You seem to be distraught.
Bryan (as Glover): People seem to make me seem a lot weird. And I’m just–I’m strong, you know. (flexes arm) I’m strong. I can arm wrestle. Do you want to arm wrestle?
on May 19, 2006 at 11:21 am
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Brian: Read the damn README!
on May 19, 2006 at 4:50 pm
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Bryan: I LIKE COCONUTS!
Adam: YOU ARE AUTHENTICATED!
on May 20, 2006 at 11:18 pm
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When Andy met Barney
on May 24, 2006 at 3:11 am
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Bryan: Stumps! All I’ve got left are stumps! Adam: Fine, I’ll do the demo. Chill.
on May 25, 2006 at 6:17 pm
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Bryan: Rematch, punk.
Adam: Dude, get over it. You haven’t beat me at BattleTris since rmalloc() was in style.
on May 31, 2006 at 8:28 am
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Bryan: fsck you !
Adam: Have some swiss cheeze