DTrace caption contest

15 Responses

1. Here’s mine!

   http://derek.trideja.com/media/bmc_ahl_dtrace-caption.png

   For those not in the know, here’s the reference…
   http://groups.google.com/group/comp.sys.sun.hardware/msg/242387aeaa5b5456?output=gplain

2. Bryan:
   But in the gross and scope of my opinion,
   This bodes some strange eruption to our state.
   Adam:
   Good now, sit down, and tell me, he that knows,

3. Bryan: <<dozen of words passing by at great speed>>
   Adam: Hold on second, I ‘ve recorded that just let me play it back s-l-o-w-l-y.

4. Bryan: I told you already, you aren’t allowed to speak at JavaOne until you cut that hair!
   Adam: But, I did…

5. Bryan: Damm it, your latest patch had a line with 81 characters in it.
   Sorry must of been an off by 1 error.

6. If Adam had a line of source with 81 characters in it, I would have had a knife in my hand — if not a pistol…

7. Unclear if I’m elgible or not, but here’s my entry…

8. Bryan: Guess how many fingers I’m holding up!
   Adam: uhhh…dude…

9. Re-enactment of Crispin Glover’s infamous 1987 appearance on the Late Show with David Lettermman

   Adam (as Letterman): You seem to be distraught. You seem to be distraught.

   Bryan (as Glover): People seem to make me seem a lot weird. And I’m just–I’m strong, you know. (flexes arm) I’m strong. I can arm wrestle. Do you want to arm wrestle?

10. Brian: Read the damn README!

11. Bryan: I LIKE COCONUTS!
    Adam: YOU ARE AUTHENTICATED!

12. When Andy met Barney

13. Bryan: Stumps! All I’ve got left are stumps! Adam: Fine, I’ll do the demo. Chill.

14. Bryan: Rematch, punk.

    Adam: Dude, get over it. You haven’t beat me at BattleTris since rmalloc() was in style.

15. Bryan: fsck you !
    Adam: Have some swiss cheeze