DTrace caption contest

Two of the DTrace creators (that’s me on the right, and Bryan on the left) apparently square off at the recent OpenSolaris user group meeting at JavaOne. You fill in the bubbles; the funniest response wins nothing but my heartfelt amusement.
Posted on May 17, 2006 at 10:59 pm by ahl · Permalink
In: DTrace

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  1. Written by Derek Warren
    on May 18, 2006 at 12:24 am
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  2. Written by Sean
    on May 18, 2006 at 3:05 am
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    Bryan:
    But in the gross and scope of my opinion,
    This bodes some strange eruption to our state.
    Adam:
    Good now, sit down, and tell me, he that knows,

  3. Written by An impressed observed at BMC's Sydney Open Solaris User Group presentation
    on May 18, 2006 at 5:42 am
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    Bryan: <<dozen of words passing by at great speed>>
    Adam: Hold on second, I ‘ve recorded that just let me play it back s-l-o-w-l-y.

  4. Written by Bill Rushmore
    on May 18, 2006 at 7:08 am
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    Bryan: I told you already, you aren’t allowed to speak at JavaOne until you cut that hair!
    Adam: But, I did…

  5. Written by James Dickens
    on May 18, 2006 at 10:02 am
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    Bryan: Damm it, your latest patch had a line with 81 characters in it.
    Sorry must of been an off by 1 error.

  6. Written by Bryan Cantrill
    on May 18, 2006 at 10:41 am
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    If Adam had a line of source with 81 characters in it, I would have had a knife in my hand — if not a pistol…

  7. Written by Bryan Cantrill
    on May 18, 2006 at 11:00 am
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    Unclear if I’m elgible or not, but here’s my entry…

  8. Written by RJ
    on May 18, 2006 at 6:44 pm
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    Bryan: Guess how many fingers I’m holding up!
    Adam: uhhh…dude…

  9. Written by Jeff Huber
    on May 18, 2006 at 8:48 pm
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    Re-enactment of Crispin Glover’s infamous 1987 appearance on the Late Show with David Lettermman

    Adam (as Letterman): You seem to be distraught. You seem to be distraught.

    Bryan (as Glover): People seem to make me seem a lot weird. And I’m just–I’m strong, you know. (flexes arm) I’m strong. I can arm wrestle. Do you want to arm wrestle?

  10. Written by Dave Marquardt
    on May 19, 2006 at 11:21 am
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    Brian: Read the damn README!

  11. Written by Anonymous
    on May 19, 2006 at 4:50 pm
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    Bryan: I LIKE COCONUTS!
    Adam: YOU ARE AUTHENTICATED!

  12. Written by Patrick D
    on May 20, 2006 at 11:18 pm
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    When Andy met Barney

  13. Written by Jeff Bonwick
    on May 24, 2006 at 3:11 am
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    Bryan: Stumps! All I’ve got left are stumps! Adam: Fine, I’ll do the demo. Chill.

  14. Written by Dave Powell
    on May 25, 2006 at 6:17 pm
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    Bryan: Rematch, punk.

    Adam: Dude, get over it. You haven’t beat me at BattleTris since rmalloc() was in style.

  15. Written by Roch
    on May 31, 2006 at 8:28 am
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    Bryan: fsck you !
    Adam: Have some swiss cheeze

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